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SWEATY BUTT CRACK Scented Candle – Swamp Ass Gag Prank Joke Fart Poop Funny Gift

21 Jul 2026, Posted by in

Save a Buck Enterprise Add to favorite sellers Feedback Menu View All Items About Feedback Contact SWEATY BUTT CRACK Scented Candle – Swamp Ass Gag Prank Joke Fart Poop Funny Gift Description: Listing is for 1 USA made “Sweaty Butt Crack” Scented CandleYa have to ask yourself…What the hell is wrong with the world today where a item like this exist? Well sadly it does..lolTHIS CANDLE SMELLS TERRIBLE – Seriously, this candle does not smell good at all. Do NOT buy this candle if you want a nice-smelling candle!BUT DO BUY THIS FOR A GREAT GAG GIFT – For a guaranteed laugh, give your loved ones the gift of a sweaty butt crack! This is swamp ass on steroids! It was painful for all of us at the factory to formulate this disguesting scent! They won’t want to get near this candle, but they’ll have to!PUTS THE GAG IN GAG GIFT – We cannot stress enough that this candle smells HORRIBLE – We feel bad for whomever this is gifted to.MAYBE GIVE A NICER CANDLE? Seriously, no one deserves to receive a candle this horrid. Please, If you care about this person at all, do not get them thisOK, IF YOU INSIST – If you really want to give a horrible smelling candle, at least you’ll be supporting a small USA business based which hand-pours all of its candles right here in Indiana!A TRULY HORRIBLE SMELL! This holiday season, give a gift that comes with a guaranteed laugh! All of our candles and melts are hand-poured in small batches right here in the USA. It’s the perfect gift for a secret santa, white elephant, or yankee swap! Or, gift this candle to a special someone who you think would love to wake up to the sweet smell of farts each morning! In case there’s any confusion, this is the WORST SMELLING CANDLE OF ALL TIME – Expect whomever you give this to to be REPULSED and DISGUSTED – Perfect for Christmas Morning!!Another quality item made by Save A Buck Enterprises. Measures 3 1/2 inches tall, 6 oz of candle, comes in glass jar & lid, just under 1 pound in weight with glass. Packaged with care and comes brand new. Make a great gift Shipping U.S. shipping is FREE on 99% of our eBay listings unless otherwise stated. Additionally, we offer affordable international shipping options. We take pride in minimizing postage costs for our customers, so we cover a portion of the cost on our end to keep cost low. Please note: While we strive to dispatch orders within 24 hours, we cannot guarantee exact transit times due to factors beyond our control. eBay provides estimates, which may vary depending on the carriers. If you require faster delivery, we recommend upgrading to expedited shipping services. Returns Please contact us via eBay message within 30 days of receiving your order. We’ll be happy to assist you with a replacement or refund. We kindly ask that you ensure the item is returned in the same condition as it was supplied. Once we receive the returned item, it will be inspected, and a replacement or refund will be issued accordingly. We understand that returns can be inconvenient for both parties, and we strive to provide accurate descriptions and images of our products to minimize the need for returns. We encourage our customers to carefully consider their purchases before placing an order. If you have any further questions or concerns, please don’t hesitate to contact us. We’re here to help. Thank you. Welcome to Save A Buck Enterprises—where laughter and unbeatable bargains are always on offer! Whether you’re in the mood for a giggle, a chuckle, or a full-blown belly laugh, you’ve stumbled upon the ultimate shopping haven! Since 2000, we’ve proudly operated as a small, family-owned business with the helping paw of our trusty 5-pound Cavapoo dog named Barley. Your orders will fly out the door faster than a squirrel on a caffeine high chasing an acorn! Ready to explore our treasure trove of quirky delights? From symphonic fart machines to pranks fit for the spotlight, our selection will have you questioning reality itself! And our prices? They’re as low as a limbo bar at a hobbit’s birthday bash! We’re dedicated to keeping your wallet happy and your day filled with laughter—guaranteed! Information View All Items About Us Contact Us Our Shop Add us to your favourite sellers Our Feedback Send us a Message Contact us via ebay message © 2024 SAVE A BUCK ENTERPRISES | All rights reserved eBay design: MH Design Lab

2 Vintage Miller Lite & High Life Beer Tabletop Miniature Metal Can Lighter Set

21 Jul 2026, Posted by in

Listing is for a vintage set of 2 TOTAL Miller Tabletop Lighters. You get 1 Miller Lite and 1 Miller High Life. These are from the mid 90’s as we stored them and never been used! Made of a thick grade aluminum and was produced and made by Miller Brewing company. Would look awesome on your bar table. Please take care of as they go up in value ever year.These take any standard size lighter. Guess what? We are going to include both lighters inside your order as our free gift to you. That way your ready to use when received. Please compare us to anyone else online as we sell a set of 2 for less in cost than what sellers charge for just 1 of them and ours are all is excellent brand new condition vs what others have that are used and rusted. Each beer can measures 2 3/4 inches tall & 2 inches in width. Set of 2 comes brand new WITH free lighters included on the house Shipped within 1 business dayWe will package and send with care U.S. SHIPPING IS FREE INTERNATIONAL rates see shipping section of listing, We charge BELOW actual cost so you get a awesome rate