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1 LIQUID ASS STREAMER TIP – FART BOMB STINK SPRAY SMELL GAG JOKE PRANK GIFT

21 Jul 2026, Posted by in

Listing is for 1 bottle of Liquid Ass “streamer top” This shoots out a fine stream spray of Liquid Ass (if you want the “spray top mister” one see our other eBay store for that version) Authentic butt crack smell in a bottle for the ultimate fart and stink prank Liquid ASS is an overwhelming, stinky, funny prank product. Once unleashed, this power?packed, super?concentrated liquid begins to evaporate filling the air with a genuine, foul butt crack smell with hints of dead animal and fresh poop. The pranks you can pull with Liquid Ass are unlimited. This gagging stench will have people laughing until it hurts! Liquid ASS streams out silently in a nearly clear liquid. Apply to any surface. A little goes a very long way, and this bottle can be used for many applications, yet is small enough to be used discreetly. They’ll never know what hit them. Trust me when I say this THIS IS THE BEST of all the stink items on the market. If you want the best, well here it is! Customer quote: “I sprayed a small stream of it in my buddy’s office and it ruined his entire day! Great for office pranks, college pranks, April Fool’s or anyone who irritates you! Please see our other eBay listing as we also sell Stink Bombs, Stink Perfume, Barfume, Tex-Ass, Liquid Ass, Stink Karma, Fart Bombs, and so much more! U.S. SHIPPING IS FREE INTERNATIONAL rates see shipping section of listing, We charge BELOW actual cost so you get a awesome rate Wholesale Bonus offer: For every 8 orders of Liquid Ass purchased I will add 1 Liquid Ass FREE~! Buy 8 orders get 1 order FREE Buy 16 orders get 2 orders FREE Buy 24 orders get 3 orders FREE etc.. FAQ: Bonus offer info: Can not be combined with any other eBay items Must meet the minimum quantity listed Bonus offer qualifies for ALL countries A GREAT way to lower your cost per unit when you factor in the free goods value Just order as normal, No need to remind us as we will know to add free goods inside Check out our eBay store as we sell hundreds of funny items sold at silly low prices Why shop with Save A Buck Enterprises ? Ever order something online and just get horrible service? Makes yah kind of mad and say why did I ever order with them? Well I have been there myself and it is never pleasant. Our goal is to never make you feel this way. When you shop with us we treat you as how we would want to be treated when ordering items online. What does this mean for you? You get accurate listings We leave you feedback first Always one business day shipping Shipping upgrade options Free or low cost shipping rates Free bonus good offers Return Policy Fast customer service Silly low prices We are a family owned business and our number one goal is to serve you with the best possible service and value. We are always here for you with any questions or concerns before, during, and after your order. Please see our proven high feedback rating to show that we do what we say. Thank you for looking and we look forward to possibly doing business with you now and for the future Warm Regards, Sean Arnold / Owner Jennifer Arnold / Account Manager ( my lovely wife ) Mickey Arnold ( our 8 pound dog 🙂

Fortune Teller Miracle Fish – Set of Three Fish – Red Fish Tells Future!

21 Jul 2026, Posted by in

3 FORTUNE TELLER FISH! FUN FOR THE ENTIRE FAMILY! Place the fish in the palm of the hand and its movements will indicate… Moving Head ~ JealousyMoving Tail ~ IndifferenceMoving Head and Tail ~ In LoveCurling Sides ~ FickleTurns Over ~ FalseMotionless ~ Dead OneCurls Up ~ Entirely Passionate How Does the Fortune Teller Miracle Fish Work? If you place the very thin Fortune Teller Miracle Fish in your hand it may bend and wiggle. You can decipher the movements of the fish to predict your future. The movements of the fish are a result of the chemical composition of the fish and heat from your hand. This is a novelty item and should not be taken seriously, it is for entertainment purposes only. Includes instructions (on each package) and three red Fortune Teller Miracle Fish! Contains small pieces — not advised for children under five years of age. This is not a real fish and fish does not actually indicate your mood or tell the future. Packaging may vary. Restrictions may apply.Not responsible for use or misuse of this or any other product.Photographs and/or video are for demonstration purposes only.Colors of actual product may vary due to the differences in screened device displays. If our Terms Of Service (TOS) isn’t visible from this listing, please review it on our About “me” page before ordering. We believe in fast shipping, handling and processing of our orders. Consequently, we are not responsible for merchandise shipped to an incorrect address. We will only ship to the address listed and will not ship to alternate addresses. Many of our items are shipped the same or next business day.* *Exceptions may occur due to circumstances beyond our control (e.g. holidays, after hour purchases, postal delivery strikes, etc.). Business days are Monday – Friday.We can accept payments through PayPal. Not a member of PayPal? No problem. Just click on “continue” on the PayPal page instead of signing in. At that time just enter your credit card information. This is encrypted, therefore we cannot view any of your credit card information, nor does PayPal retain it.Payments are expected within seven (7) days from the end of the auction. Unpaid item (UPI) complaints may be filed with eBay upon not receiving payment within that time frame. International Buyers: We ship worldwide, therefore, it may take longer for shipments to arrive depending on where you are located outside of the United States. We primarily ship by USPS unless otherwise indicated in the item listing. Import duties, taxes and customs fees are not included in the item or shipping price. These charges are the buyers responsibility and are usually collected by the delivering shipping company, or when you pick up the item. Please do not confuse these charges for additional shipping charges from Long’s Superstore. Prior to ordering or bidding, please contact your country’s customs office to determine what these additional charges will be, if any. Also, unless it is a gift, we do not mark merchandise as a gift, or below value.Long’s Superstore offers many different items for purchase. Many of our items (except for magic trick items*) are refundable as follows: If you receive an item (or items) and you are dissatisfied for any reason, please contact us within 30 days via email requesting a refund. We will issue you a Return Merchandise Authorization number (RMA) via return email. Package your return(s) including the RMA number and ship the product back to us postmarked within 5 business days after receiving the RMA number. The product must be in a resalable condition and in the original packaging. After we receive the item we will promptly refund your purchase price. The buyer must pay for return shipping. If any item is defective, we will replace the merchandise for the same item, or offer a refund, after the merchandise has been returned. In an effort to control inventory properly, returns without a RMA number will not be accepted. If the item is no longer available, we will issue a merchandise credit or refund at your request.*Magic Trick items are generally non-refundable. As a rule with any magic trick, the purchase price is for: the performance rights; the instructions which include the “secret” of the effect; and possibly any props necessary to perform the effect if not easily obtainable. However, if the product is defective, we will exchange it for the same item. Simply follow the return policy listed above. In addition, most media (since it can be duplicated) is non-refundable. The particulars will be listed on each individual listing if the item is refundable or not.We take feedback very seriously. If you like our service, please tell a friend about us. However, If you are dissatisfied for any reason, please tell us and give us an opportunity to correct the problem before you choose to leave negative, neutral, or soft positive feedback. After you receive your item and everything is satisfactory, please leave us positive feedback and a 5-star detailed seller rating (DSRs), if we earned it. At that time, we will leave you positive feedback, regardless of what type of feedback we received. We want to earn your trust and repeat business.Finally, in an effort to protect the seller and buyer, we utilize disclaimers throughout many of our product descriptions. Here is another one… images, video and text are reproduced with permission from the copyright owners. Many images, video and text are in public domain and have been used freely without copyright infringement. In addition, some images, video and text are by Long’s Superstore and may not be used without permission.

Potato Chip Snake Can spring gag gift funny clown party joke parade prop novelty

21 Jul 2026, Posted by in

Potato Chip Snake Can The classic gag, snake in a can. Looks like a can of those fancy potato chips. When opened, a large spring snake pops out. Does someone eat your snacks without asking? Leave these nearby for a fun exciting surprise! Mom always told me not to play with my food. So, I started working in restaurants so I could play with other peoples food. Do you need a fun food novelty? Head 2 Toe Theatrical has you covered. Watch Video Video will open in a new window Using the eBay App? Paste link into a browser window: [isdntekvideo]

Grow A Girlfriend – Grows 600% in water funny – GaG Joke Novelty Adult Gift

21 Jul 2026, Posted by in

Listing is for 1 “Grow” girlfriend WoW! Now this will get some funny laughs or what! Hate your girlfriend? Want a girlfriend? Finally, you can and now with no nagging, no pms, no stupid questions like “do I look fat?” You can now finally watch your Sunday football game in peace. Yup, none of that crap with this grow girlfriend! Measures 2″ & 3/4 inches and can grow in water up to 600% larger! Just add water and watch it grow! Once your done leave it out and it will shrink back to the original size, so you can use this over and over again! Each comes brand new/factory sealed for resale or as gift. Will come in either purple or pink (color sent at random) Please see our eBay store as we sell many other funny grow items! Get a bunch as these make great gifts to hand out. Please note: not for human consumption – Small parts – Not for children under 3 years. See our eBay store as we also sell: Grow your own boobs, pecker, weed, teeth, diamond ring, mermaid, money, pirate, boyfriend and many more! U.S. SHIPPING IS FREE INTERNATIONAL rates see shipping section of listing, We charge BELOW actual cost so you get a awesome rate Wholesale Bonus offer: For every 4 orders of “Grows” purchased I will add 1 “Grow” FREE~! Buy 4 orders get 1 order FREE Buy 8 orders get 2 orders FREE Buy 12 orders get 3 orders FREE etc.. FAQ: Bonus offer info: Can not be combined with any other eBay items Must meet the minimum quantity listed Bonus offer qualifies for ALL countries A GREAT way to lower your cost per unit when you factor in the free goods value Just order as normal, No need to remind us as we will know to add free goods inside